Can I describe my life in one sentence?

Well....
Got born, grew a little, move to USA at 7, started 2nd grade , couldnt speak english, started 2nd grade again, now I could speak english, finally passed a grade, started soccer, met friends in 6th grade, went to high school, played soccer, met girls, got no girls, broke my arm, played soccer, went to school, did good in school, did bad in soccer, broke nose twice in one week, graduated, went to savannah, started art college, got a beta fish, discovered starbucks, met girls named nicole, katherine, catherine, sarah, daniela, played soccer, graduated, went to brasil, met girl, girl had me in bed 4 hours later, dated, returned to US, started working in photo place, quit photo place, started working in ad agency, learned stuff, met new people, not all I liked, some liked too much, did new things, smoked vanilla cigars, got a tattoo, beta fish still alive, wrote this.

Edit: January 14th, previously October 19th
Beta Fish Died
a moment..